The Book That Eats People
$12.99 Mart Price
This is that book!
Many readers have been unable to escape its perilous pages.
But this isnt that book.
Yes it is!
This is simply a story about that book.
Really. I mean how could a book eat people?
So if youre just dying to know the history of this literary monster all you have to do is turn the page
Dont do it!